(Lanka-e-News-28.April.2016, 11.45PM)
1. You may go to Kirilapone , but don’t by any chance take your wife along
Reason :The Tangalle chairman can arrive there, and as a result the husband can lose his life , and the wife can lose her chastity.
2. You may go to Kirilapone , but for heaven’s sake , do not take your daughters along.
Reason : Saruwa Sunil is coming there , and he can make your daughter his victim in his effort to reach his next milestone -100 th victim and break a record .
3. If you are police officer going to Kirilapone to provide security at the rally , take extra precautionary measures to protect yourself from being attacked with stones
Reason : D.V. Upul is coming there.
4. When you are going to Kirilapone , make sure that you leave your gold jewelry safely at home.
Reason:’Raththarang’ is coming there .
5. When you are going to Kirilapone , do not take along nursery class children who are beginning to learn
Reason : Vasudeva is coming there
6. When you are going to Kirilapone , do not take your playful children
Reason: ‘Toy pistol’ Mayor is likely to come there. He could invite your children to his dangerous toy pistol games.
7. If you a media personnel or a reporter going to cover the Krilapone event , better you write your last will before going there .
Reason : Gotabaya Rajapakse is likely to come there with his white Van
8. When you are going to Kirilapone , ensure that you leave your passport at home.
Reason : Wimal Weerawansa is scheduled to come to Kirilapone.
9. Everyone of you going to Kirilapone see that your security is looked after by you personally .
Reason : Julampitiye Amare malli is likely to come there, it may be impossible for anybody to look after your security
10. All laborers who are going to Kirilapone be prepared to confront attacks from those in Mufti
Reason : Mahinda Rajapakse is scheduled to arrive there.
By Tharanga Sandakelum Weeratunge
Translated by Jeff
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People ( especially artist) who goes to Galle rally too will have to be careful as as " Yesteryear famed Artist Beater from Hiriyala "" will be there as new SLFP organiser for Hiriyala who is freshly appointed as a recognition of his unparalleled talents by non other than President of Yahapalanaya
-- by Piyal on 2016-04-29
May I add 2 more so that the list of 10 becomes a dozen ?
11. If you are going to Kiralapone, don't go drunk because Anura Senanayake might be coming there with a petrol can to light his own pahana in case there is a total blackout (power-grid failure)
12. If you are going to Kiralapone, leave your pirith nuula at home because Gnanasara thero might be coming there with plenty of rope (lanu dhenna)
-- by Welé Madwala on 2016-04-29
ANY BODY CAN WRITE ANY THING BUT MOST POOR SINGLALYAS CAN BE BOUGH OVER FOR BOTTLE OF ARRACK AND PACKET OF RICE-JAWAWEEWA TO MODAYAS MAY DAY-MAY DAY
-- by PARAGON on 2016-04-29
