(Lanka-e-News- 22.June.2015, 11.30PM) Mahinda Rajapakse is with the Queen of England.
MR : "Your Majesty, any tips you can give me to stay in power, the way you have been for so long?"
"Well," said the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people."
MR frowned, and then asked, "But how do I know the people around me are intelligent?"
The Queen: "Easy; you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle."
The Queen pushed a button on her intercom. "David Cameron, would you come in here, please?"
David Cameron walked into the room and said,
"Yes, ma'am?"
The Queen smiled and said,
"Answer me this please, David. Your mother and father have a child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?"
Without pausing for a moment, David Cameron answered,
"That would be me, ma'am."
"Very good! Thank you, David !" said the Queen.
Then she turned to MR with a smile and said "See?"
Now its MR's turn to apply the same logic....
MR went back to Sri Lanka and asked Namal Rajapakse..
"Namal , answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?"
"I'm not sure," said Namal .
"Let me get back to you on that one..."
Namal Rajapakse went to his advisors and asked every one, but none could give him an answer... Finally, he ran into Bandula Gunawardana and asked,
"Bandula, can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"..
Bandula answered, "That's easy, it's me!"..
Namal Rajapakse, "Thanks!"
Then he went back to MR.
"I did some thinking and I have the answer to that riddle. It's our Bandula Gunawardana.."
MR slapped him and said.
"You Dumb Idiot!
It's David Cameron ".
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Is this a really story - the conversation between MR and her Royal Highness?. I bet it is. It has all the hallmarks to be an absolute real one.
-- by Issac Newton on 2015-06-23
compare MY3 and MR how faced to Queen.
-- by Dias on 2015-06-24
